Beware the Oompa Loompas!!

What if that world of "pure imagination" were really a sick, twisted, dark place filled not with candies and chocolates, but with gore, brutality, and horror? Well, for all of you who thought that Willy Wonka really was a few apples short of a bushel, writer Eric Appel brings you a strange twist on the old tale of Charlie Bucket. His movie trailer for Gobstopper mixes comedy with terror. And best of all, it stars one of my all-time favorite actors... Christopher Lloyd!!

Who else could pull off that uncomfortably-creepy character with just the right comedic timing? (Sorry, Gene Wilder... deal with it. lol)

Sadly, the film isn't real. But what a shame! Here's the "trailer' for Gobstopper, via Funny or Die:

Gobstopper Trailer

And now... I bit you all adieu for a few days as I take care of some offline affairs. Thanks, Fred, for telling me about this gem of a video. I'll be doing my best to add a little humor in your life now, since you need it the most.

Lingering in the Darkness...

My friend Bill posted some lowbrow humor last week. A little flatulent humor. So, I thought it best to pay homage in the only way I know how: with a little spoof I stumbled across on YouTube.


From the insane people at popnoodles.com, I bring you Most Farted.

"Open your windows and shut your legs - it's Most Farted."



As if that weren't the best... they also created a theme song! Ask yourself this: has anyone sampled clips from Most Haunted and farts and placed them against the backdrop of a dance beat? Well, look no further... here it is: 'Stale Meat'.



(You may have to click the play button twice to get it to work.)