When Pink Flamingos Just Won't Do...

Tired of the same lawn ornaments everyone else has? Want something unique to spruce up your garden and show your macabre sense of humor?

Why not a zombie?

Alan Dickinson, a British sculptor, was commissioned to create an odd, spooky piece for the Toscano home and garden catalog. So, he created a life-size undead man! The Zombie of Montclaire Moors comes in three pieces and can easily be placed in a garden, lawn, or darkened corner of a basement...

It's perfect to frighten children, or keep those nosy neighbors at bay. And if you have a brown thumb, at least your plants won't be the only dead thing in your yard...

Brains... I Mean Penis...

Even the undead can be fierce...

Fronk N Dego Films is a sketch comedy team hailing from Columbia College in Chicago. They produce some strange bits for YouTube while making their way through film school.

Their latest production involves a neighborhood overrun by zombies. But they aren't exactly after your brains. Check out the faux movie trailer, Gay Zombie...