Well, if you haven't heard, the answers to all life's mysteries and the key to the end of the world can be found, of all places, in Parma.
While browsing eBay tonight, just wasting time, I cane across a fascinating item up for bid. I'm assuming it's a manuscript... translated no doubt from gibberish judging by the person's complete lack of understanding for the English language. What is it, you may ask? Apparently a book which will unravel "all of life's mysteries", written by the second coming of Adam.
Really? Why did he pick Parma? Isn't Hudson a far more Edenesque atmosphere? Did the perogies prove to be too much of a temptation?
Well, descriptions are utterly lacking, and an explanation for it... well, if you can understand it, you deserve a gold star. With only hours left on bidding, it's a wonder why someone hasn't snagged the key to life itself for the petty price tag of $1,000,000.
Such a small price to pay for everlasting damnation, isn't it?