They're Chasing Amy...

Some people believe that Amy Winehouse is in serious need of an exorcism. Amazingly, they just might be right...

According to news reports, Winehouse fled her North London flat early Thursday morning. She was terrified... and had scratches on her arms (well, other than the usual ones we would assume). She has told friends that she refuses to return to her home until it has been exorcised.

Winehouse believes the ghost of a little boy who may have died in the flat haunts it. She has told friends that she believes he has brought in other ethereal friends who wish to harm her. It all originates in the spare room she was planning to redecorate, with it's "creepy airplane wallpaper".

For now, she is staying at a Chelsea Harbour hotel.

Nevermind that she was caught on camera smoking crack not too long ago. These ghosts must be real...

... and they might want her to do heroin.

Tried to Make Me Go to Rehab, And I Said "Your Mother Sucks C**ks in Hell!"

Poor Amy Winehouse. She has so many problems. If only someone could come along and save her.

Never fear! Reverend Robert Larson is ready!

Ready for what? Well, he believes Winehouse is in serious need of an exorcism.

Larson, leader of the Spiritual Freedom Church in Denver, is the world's foremost exorcist. With over 10,000 in his portfolio, he seems qualified for the job. Coincidentally, he is also starting a new series, "The Real Exorcist" for television.

To say this is a publicity stunt is a bit obvious.

I know Winehouse seems to have a soulless gaze about her, but possessed?

According to Larson, there are other troubles souls in our midst. Even in Hollywood. Who else needs to have Satan ripped from their body? Britney Spears.

That could explain so much.