Last Will and Excrement...

Police in Wisconsin found a deceased 90-year-old women sitting on a toilet in Necedah. She had been dead since March 4th. A religious fanatic didn't want her to be moved.

They were only waiting. Waiting for her to come back to life.

The family had been living there the entire time, burning incense to cover up the smell and blasting gospel music in an effort to revive the elderly woman. Tammy Lewis said that God spoke to her and told her that Magdeline Middlesworth would be revived through prayers. Her two teenage children also lived in the home throughout the ordeal, but Lewis would only follow the instructions of "Bishop" John Peter Bushey (pronounced 'boo-SHAY').

So there she sat in the bathroom. The only bathroom.

Allegedly, Bushey had told the 12-year-old boy that "demons were trying to make it look as if Middlesworth wouldn't come back to life" and if her body was discovered, he and his sister would have to go to school and get jobs.

Middlesworth is believed to have passed away through natural causes, but an autopsy is scheduled. Both Lewis and Bushey are facing felony counts of being a party to causing mental harm to a child, with an additional charge of obstructing an officer for Lewis.

Happy Mother's Day... be glad your mother isn't this rotten!