Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Forever in Blue Jeans...

Ghosts in Pakistan are trying to show who really wears the pants...

The S.M. Denim factory in SITE was closed this week, pending paranormal investigations. As many as 150 workers have been fainting; some have even mysteriously begun bleeding from their ears, noses, and mouths. The afflicted were treated and released from Abbasi Shaheed Hospital, leaving the doctors perplexed as to the cause.

Authorities sealed the factory, examining it for poisonous gases. No trace was found. Pakistan Council of Scientific and Industrial Research has been inspecting the building, as have "religious figures" in an effort to find an explanation. While experts seem convinced that a chemical has spilled or been released into the atmosphere, the workers have their own opinions.

They blame it on ghosts.

Although the incidents have only been reported within the past week, many employees have convinced themselves that there are angry spirits roaming about the floors. And why are they angry? Because the living have taken up residence in their domicile. The workers are invading their ethereal space. Scientists insist this is absurd and chalk it up to the "simpler nature" of the laborers (i.e. a polite way of saying they are ignorant commoners).

We shall find out next wee when the experts announce their findings. Meanwhile, keep your pants on...

3 comments:

Dragon said...

Yes, I will go with the chemicals in the air causing issue, but won't down the fact of possible ghosts. But don't think the ghosts caused this fact. Be interested to see what they come up with.

Cullan Hudson said...

I would be curious to know why now. I imagine that this denim factory didn't just pop up over night. Seems like maybe they had been there some time.

I smell not chemicals but rather the foul odor of workers who demand more money. What's wrong with them. Isn't 3 cents per day enough for those ingrates! (that was mean in an entirely ironic fashion, of course).

Chris said...

That is too funny Cullan!!!! Good Story Kenny! Very strange indeed...who knows??? Huge Huggs!