Tuesday, July 1, 2008

What If God Was One of Us...

God has some real explaining to do.

God Lucky Howard (yes, that's his real name) was arrested in Tampa, Florida for selling crack cocaine. Outside of a church!

Police have been hot on God's trail since April. Last month, they obtained a warrant and found an additional 22 grams of cocaine in his home. He was arrested on June 21st and remains in jail.

Let's just hope he doesn't have a son named Jesus. That could spell disaster.


Anonymous said...

LOL wow, ok. What a strange name. Looks like the name went to his head. That or being tormented all his life by other kids for his name. Parents must have been on crack themselves

Sh@ney said...

Now thats irony for you. And not just being christened with the name of our almighty.

Cullan Hudson said...

"He calls his child Jesus... cuz he likes the name... And Jesus, he wants to go to Venus..."


It just reminded me of "Levon" by Elton John.

Kid you not, true story: My brother once taught 4th grade and he had girls in his class by the names of Raveen (like the brand of hair products) and Aquanet (the latter being spelled like the hairspray but pronounced, Ah-kwon-ay).