Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Plots for Potheads...

Three teenagers in Texas were in desperate need of a marijuana fix. Since they didn't happen to have a bong handy, they decided to improvise.

Allegedly, the druggie trio sneaked into an abandoned cemetery in the woods near Humble over a two-day period, dug up the grave of an 11-year-old boy who passed away in 1921, removed the skull from the interred body, and carried the head home to smoke marijuana out of the cranium.

Police were questioning Kevin Wade Jones Jr., 17, on a charge of vehicular burglary when he recounted the tale. The police thought it was merely an attempt to throw them off course.

When they went to the home of Matthew Gonzalez, 17, and asked him about the story, he spit his food out at the dining table.

Police have charged them all with abuse of a corpse. Gonzalez was also charged with misdemeanor theft for the vehicle break-in while Jones and the unnamed third juvenile each face charges of credit card abuse.

And the skull? It's still missing. Authorities are still attempting to locate it in an effort to place it back in the grave.

The cemetery is believed to have been the final resting place for black war veterans and their families.


Cullan Hudson said...

I believe you can just use a 2 liter Coke bottle - or so past pothead acquaintances have informed me (notice the distance I implied by my judicious word use).

Anonymous said...

For the matter of record, old tin foil makes a really good pipe and easily hidden or disposed of.

Liam said...

I'm out of my league on this one kids, having never touched the stuff, so I'll take your words.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't know what to use as a subsitute, although I am sure there are many things. What they used, that is just sick! A little boy is going to haunt them till the skull returns. Give Stephen King a new book to write about. He can reference pet cemetary